Where’s the Party?

The Grand Old Party needs a party planner

The Grand Old Party ain’t a party.
The GOP could use some cake.
It needs balloons and bright red streamers.
It needs a cause to celebrate.

It needs a person to unite them.
Someone who knows the ropes.
There needs to be a “party planner”
who can give them cause for hope.

Party time? Oh how I wish so.
Election Day ain’t far away.
But the elephants aren’t dancing.
It’s time we start to pray.