Who really cares about the whereabouts of Matt Lauer?
Matt Lauer likes to roam the globe
and test our skill at guessing.
But he is not the missing one
on whom we are obsessing.
Instead of Matt, we’d rather track
the whereabouts of ‘Sama.
Who cares about Today’s old shtick?
We want Al-Qiada’s mama.
Where in the world (oh, where indeed)
is Mr. O. Bin Laden?
Let’s find that coward in his cave
just like we smoked out Saddam.*