Clinton’s Bill

Why his honorarium for speeches is less than honorable

When Clinton bills for giving talks,
his fee’s enough to rock your socks.
It’s almost half a mill per speech
for one disbarred who was impeached.

It’s not quite right. In fact, it’s wrong
that he who snapped an intern’s thong
should offer virtuous advice
and then demand that kind of price.

But then again why would some pay
to listen to what he might say?
He isn’t known for honesty,
commitment or morality.

It’s true, he was the President,
but does that make what groups have spent
a wise investment of their dues
to hear Slick Willy share his views?

Me thinks that while his fee’s a crime,
those who invite him should do time.