America’s Most Wanted

A plea to the President to find Bin Laden

Bin Laden’s been hiding
for too gosh-darn long.
That he’s escaped justice
is just flat-out wrong.

This most-wanted monster
deserves to be dead.
So why do we let him
run freely instead?

What keeps us from catching
the Al-Qaida king?
Don’t we have the means
to perform such a sting?

There’s global positioning,
smart bombs and more.
Our covert intelligence
must know the score.

So, please Mr. President.
Time’s slipping by.
Redouble your efforts.
Osama must die.