A conversation about Bluetooth Technology

What’s that odd thing? IT’S A BLUE TOOTH.
But it’s on that person’s ear.
YES, I KNOW. So, what’s that fang for?
IT IS THERE SO HE CAN HEAR.

So he’s deaf-ish? NO, NOT REALLY.
Then it’s not a hearing aid?
WELL, YOU USE IT WITH A CELL PHONE.
Are you kidding? Holy jade!

IT’S DESIGNED FOR WHEN YOU’RE DRIVING.
YOU CAN HEAR WHO’S ON THE LINE.
That’s amazing. How creative.
DON’T YOU LIKE ITS TRIM DESIGN?

Yes, I do. But why a Bluetooth?
Who decided on the name?
Mr. Blue and Mr. Toothy?
CUT IT OUT. THAT’S REALLY LAME.

HEY! YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS.
SIMPLY BUY ONE. SAKES ALIVE!
IF YOU DON’T, YOU’RE DOWNRIGHT RECKLESS.
YOU NEED BOTH HANDS WHEN YOU DRIVE.