Spill the Beans, Drew

Why Stacy Peterson’s husband needs to come clean

That sleazy cop from Bolingbrook
is acting like a guilty crook.
His third wife’s dead.
His fourth is gone.
Who knows where she might be?

I think I know who has a clue.
He answers to the name of Drew.
He knows much more than he lets on.
It’s time he spill the beans.

And then we’ll have a chili feed
and make him pay for all his deeds.
The beans he has to spill would make
a meal for quite a crowd.

If this creep can become a cop,
the way they’re chosen should be stopped.
I want police who love their wives
and search for missing ones.