A little package from his friends on the Hill

“Please sign here, Mr. President.
This package is for you.
It’s from your friends up on the Hill
who know you’re feeling blue.”

On this day for old Presidents,
our new one gets a gift.
A package with a pricey bow.
An economic lift.

This PRESENT’s aimed to stimulate
the FUTURE of our land.
What PAST the Senate and the House
is nothing less than grand.

“Or is it?” ask Republicans.
“How can it be so great?”
A grande drip from St. Arbucks
does more to stimulate.”

“Just give it time,” say Democrats.
“It’s more like Mountain Dew.”
What we have sent the President
will make bull markets moo.”