Why Toronto’s mayor should step down
Well, that mayor in Toronto
swears he won’t use crack again,
says he smoked it only once while really drunk.
And perhaps he’s learned his lesson
and deserves a second chance.
But I’m prone to think he’s guilty as a skunk.
Mayor Ford is not a Lexus.
What he looks like is a wreck.
He needs body work to earn respect again.
And a tune-up is in order.
He’s not hitting on all eight.
If this hot rod runs again Rob will not win.
Put him on “The Biggest Loser.”
Let him sweat for what he’s done.
Maybe Jillian can help the mayor learn
that bad choices get you fired.
Your career goes up in smoke
and it’s calories that you’d do best to burn.