A good question to ask when your chili tastes bad
You’d better eye your finger food.
Be cautious. Don’t be dumb.
Unless you eat your fast food slow,
you might swallow a thumb.
The chunky chili Wendy serves
may not be what you think.
Amid the beans within your bowl,
there might be something pink.
Con carne means it comes with meat.
But human meat? Good grief!
I guess it pays to always ask,
“Excuse me, where’s the beef?”