A Jumbo Shrimp Alert

Beware of greasy seafood in the Gulf

Crustaceans down in New Orleans
just haven’t got a clue
why seafood lovers are inclined
to order something new.

The Gulf shrimp and the Cajun prawns
are greasier this year.
And if you check the marinade,
the reason is quite clear.

The tar-like sludge beneath the waves
coats critters out at sea.
The scallops, squid and octopuses
float by helplessly.

Emeril tries to hide the oily taste
by adding “bam,”
but what he ends up serving
is more like green eggs and ham.

The Alpha problem we all know
is oil-rich BP
while our poor friends in the Deep South
lack their Omega 3.

Let’s pray that sunken derrick
can be capped and finally plugged
or those diners will keep serving eels
that taste like greasy slugs.

Taking Your Cues from Betty

Let a Golden Girl named White color your picture of retirement;
A Lone Survivor

Taking Your Cues from Betty
Let a Golden Girl named White color your picture of retirement

Did you watch Betty White last week?
She hosted SNL.
At eighty-eight this Golden Girl
is still alive and well.

Despite her name, she’s colorful
(off-color too, it seems).
Despite her age, she’s full of life
with countless hopes and dreams.

Retirees should take their cues
from this amazing dame.
Why settle for a life of ease?
Make active goals your aim.

Audition for a musical.
Begin a widows’ group.
Become a homeless activist.
Spend Sundays serving soup.

Connect with grand kids on Facebook
or volunteer at school.
Start texting on your wireless.
The kids will think you’re cool.

Plan outings for your seniors group.
Try writing your memoirs.
On e-Bay buy a telescope
and gaze each night at stars.

Make exercise a daily must.
Workout. Go take a hike!
Try walking at a nearby mall
or pedaling your bike.

The autumn years are colorful.
God meant for them to be.
Don’t veg out like a “sofa spud.”
Stay active. That’s the key!

A Lone Survivor
So what about the kid who survived the plane crash?

100 perished. 1 survived.
A 9 year-old was found alive
amid the wreckage of a plane
that crashed in Tripoli.

This boy named Ruben lived to tell
about a flight that was from Hell.
Imagine being orphaned without warning
just like that.

A dream vacation in a flash
gave way to a nightmare-ish crash.
His brother and his mom and dad
left Ruben all alone.

So given that his family’s dead,
why did God let him live
instead of letting him find rest
to sleep in heav’nly peace?

What God allows, we question so.
Yet through it all, our faith will grow
if we can learn to doubt our doubts
believing there’s a plan.

It’s Nacho Day If…

That Arizona law borders on racial profiling;
A Mothers’ Day wish from a poet-son

It’s Nacho Day If…
That Arizona law borders on racial profiling

I hope your name is not Jose
if you are headed Phoenix-way.
They may think you’re from Mexico
and start to read your rights.

It’s nacho day in posh Scottsdale
if you are jailed till posting bail
for saying “buenos dias”
to a stranger on the street.

Don’t order tacos in Tucson
especially if your name is Juan.
They’ll capture you red-handed
for that salsa really stains.

That new law borders on insane.
No wonder critics are inflamed.
If racial profiling’s deemed right
then something’s deeply wrong.

Illegals can’t sneak north unchecked!
But how you seek out and detect
if someone you suspect’s a fraud
should not shame those who aren’t.

I thought that Lady Liberty
said refugees were safe and free.
Or does that statue now exceed
its limitations?

Remembering a Mom Prone to Forget
A Mothers’ Day wish from a poet-son

Mom’s rosy cheeks are growing pale
Her memory’s begun to fail
This little dinghy needs a sail.
Her outboard’s wearing out.

My mother misses Dad so much,
his sound advice, his tender touch.
She’s lost without her guiding light.
She’s timid and unsure.

Still there’s a sparkle in her eye
and yet I really can’t deny
the fact that Mom is losing sight
of what to do and when.

But then again, don’t get me wrong.
Each night at six she leads in song
as eight or ten or sometimes twelve
belt out those timeless hymns.

She tells a joke like Jay Leno.
Her timing’s perfect, don’t you know?
But how she can recall punch lines
is quite a mystery.

She journals daily like a kid
recounting what she ate and did.
Yet sadly, once she shuts her book
the ink evaporates.

But she’s a star (just like her name).
She twinkles night and day the same.
Her constant smile beams God’s love
to everyone she meets.

God, bless you Mom and give you health,
for as we age that is true wealth.
May you be rich remembering
how very much you’re loved.

* At eighty-three, my mom is a remarkable woman. She is still very much in love with life, her Lord, and her two sons (and their families). She is not in love with a mind that can’t recall what it once could.

Mi Casa, Su Casa

God meets us where we live;
We Bow Before, Thee, God of Our Great Nation;
Let Freedom Ring!

Mi Casa, Su Casa
God meets us where we live

Come Thursday next we’ll pause to pray
in houses beige or brick or gray.
We need not travel to DC
to call upon the Lord.

That limestone temple with its dome
cannot compare to common homes
where by the early light of dawn
we voice “in God we trust.”

The White House doesn’t matter most.
The Father, Son and Holy Ghost
are more at home in family rooms
where families kneel to pray.

The monuments of Washington
impress the tourists, but not one
can call to mind true freedom’s price
like Grandma’s folded hands.

I see her in her favorite chair.
The TV’s off. She’s deep in prayer.
The nursing home where she resides
is where Gram moves God’s hands.

We Bow Before Thee, God, of Our Great Nation
Hymn lyrics for The National Day of Prayer
 
We bow before Thee, God of our great nation
with gratitude for freedoms we have known.
America is blessed beyond deserving
yet now we’re harvesting the sin we’ve sown.
And on this day of national confession,
we humbly seek Thy face and Thine alone.

We bow before Thee, God of every nation
acknowledging our narrow-minded pride.
We tend to be more patriot than Christian
when we forget the world for which Christ died.
As we ask Thee to bless our much-loved country,
please give us ears to hear, “I take no sides.”

We bow before Thee, God of all creation
guilty as charged for careless things we’ve done.
We’ve failed as stewards of our fragile planet
allowing spills and smog that hides the sun.
Forgive us for environment abuses
we have condoned for sordid gain or fun.

We bow before Thee, God of our great nation
as we unite to call upon Thy name.
Hear us we pray in spite of how we’ve faltered.
Remove our sin and wash away our shame.
Restore to us the joy of our salvation.
Redeem the years we’ve freely spent in vain.

* the above can be sung to the hymn tune “FINLANDIA”

Let Freedom Ring!
Once we’ve cleaned the clapper of our culture

Much like the crack in freedom’s bell
our nation’s flawed. We know that well.
For what once rang with clarity
gongs muffled, out-of-tune.

The gleam is gone. What shone now rusts
as lewd behavior (fueled by lust)
corrodes our culture in the name of
“look how far we’ve come.”

The facts contend we’ve fallen far.
We’re hardly who we say we are.
Our hearts reveal the shameful truth.
We’ve turned out backs on God.

Convict us, Lord. Prompt us to change
and not defend what You deem strange.
Please purge us of what breaks Your heart.
God, bless America.
 

A Nonstop Parade of Pain

Iceland’s smoking mountain is just the latest disaster;
An Earth Day Prayer

A Nonstop Parade of Pain
Iceland’s smoking mountain is just the latest disaster

There’s a mountain up in Iceland
that has canceled many flights.
It’s an angry heap of magma blowing ash.
Quite ironically the jet stream
wings it way from west to east
while the stream of jets still grounded
loses cash.

There’ve been earthquakes and tsunamis
and now belching molten peaks
and the damage they have caused can break your heart.
We are powerless to stop them
as they mock our calm routines
wreaking havoc once their Hell-bent
antics start.

All these natural disasters
are like floats in a parade.
They keep coming without breaks, without relief.
It’s a serpentine of sorrow
for the crowd that feels the pain
that can only stand and witness
endless grief.

Goodness, gracious! When bad happens
we’re reminded we are weak.
Though we’re rich and educated, it’s for naught.
When disaster strikes we’re children
feeling quite alone and scared.
and we’re forced to wonder how much faith
we’ve got.

An Earth Day Prayer
A musical reminder that we are earth’s stewards

Earth Day invites us to sing our praises
for plains and prairies where cattle grazes,
for fruits and veggies God made for our delight.
We are most grateful for our food.

The earth God gave us is ours to treasure.
It is His footstool, a source of pleasure.
We’ve been entrusted to cherish what He loves.
Earth Day reminds us all to care.

Our precious planet is ours to nurture.
Our present choices impact its future.
Like Michael Medved, we all should pick up trash
doing our part on God’s green earth.

* The above dinner prayer can be sung to the tune for “This Land is Your Land”

** Check out what my friend and neighbor Michael Medved has to say about “doing our part” to keep our earth clean.  http://www.wnd.com/index.php?pageId=15531